Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

I had a splinter in my finger for 3 days.

Sooooo...

this post has nothing too interesting in it. I am going through a really rough patch in life. there isn't much pep in my step, so to speak, and not much going on in my brain. I have literally sat here today and just felt so BLAH.

I have been feeling pretty down about a few things. Some of which aren't mine to share, so, obviously I won't. But, it is SO HARD going through stuff with someone else or trying to process the hardships of others. I wish I could fix the world's problems, but I just can't figure out how on my own.. so so grateful for Jesus.

I, did, however apply for my masters. I have been fairly hesitant on divulging that on the interwebs, but, listen, this place is for me, so I need to share it. I applied! WOO! haha now, to wait for the transcripts to be delivered, the 3 recommendations to get in and for a faculty review. If I get the 'okay' from that review, then I am selected to participate in a group interview where I will interview (obvs) and do a writing sample right then and there.. from THERRRRE I will find out if I get accepted in the program or not. so, FUN STUFF GUYS. say a little prayer for me, will ya?

So, all of this going on and NOT going on, I just have nothing much to say lately. I have nothing good and exciting to report. We have some mice in our old old house/apartment, so, there ya go.. MORE FUN STUFF! 

I guess I am just feeling so blah.. that's the only way to describe it. 

Oh, also? I went on a retreat this weekend that kicked my butt. I hope to share about it soon.. but, perhaps that's why I feel this way? Maybe I am just tired.. oh, and I really did have a splinter in my finger for 3 days.. just got it out this morning. so, yeah, there IS something good going on! haha


SO! I found some cute/funny/inspiring stuff on pinterest and wanted to share:



Source: iobad.com via Joanna on Pinterest























I hope and pray I get out of this funk soon. I hope things start panning out how I thought they would. Also, I hope the sun would come out a little more, or that I can embrace the cold more, because, I really think it will be a nasty winter this year... we shall see.

later days!



Wednesday, August 1, 2012

i think i am a zombie

 
Source: behance.net via Megan on Pinterest

oh, I stole this from someone else's pinterest. sue me. 
 

Sometimes I meander through life all willy nilly and I don't really remember much about my days.
Actually, I feel like that always happens, at least in this last year or so of my life. I am convinced I am a zombie.

Further evidence of this is how I am in the mornings. I just mumble and moan as I walk around the house. I wake up all slow-like, shuffle around the house, have atrocious breathe, etc.

I AM A ZOMBIE.
It's good Aaron likes me so much...


moving on

So, the Olympics? How about them?!
I haven't been watching them like, at all. Ok, I lie. I watched some indoor men's volleyball yesterday during my lunch. Then, I got home and it was sand volleyball.

I think the USA men's teams only played volleyball yesterday... So, I watched Pretty Little Liars on Netflix instead.

If I don't really watch the Olympics, does this make me less of an American? I sure hope not. But, in case it does, I will try to watch more, you guys.

Those of you who have been watching, is swimming and/or gymnastics only showing on NBC like after 9pm? Because, people, let's face it. I am not staying up that late. I go to bed real early-like because... I am an old lady.

I am an old lady zombie. Quite the combo ;) Poor Aaron!

Oh, also? I suck at committing to things. I got these books from the library a few weeks ago and I was so excited to read them. And now? Nah... I would rather sleep.. or play with my dog.

Yeah, that sounds infinitely better.

I NEED TO READ MORE!

Oh, and also also.... every time I hit 'enter' on my keyboard, it keeps putting this post in italics. Is this something I can fix?

See? AHDKFHJSDHGJSDFHGJB. 

I  don't know how to fix this. ARRRRRRGGGGGG.

Ok, well.. enough rambling for today. I have some work to do, and by work, I mean, I have to type up some stuff I have been holding on to for.. oh, THREE months, and haven't typed up yet. WHOOPS!

But, if everyone else can just skip around not doing their work around here, and I use 'everyone' loosely, really it's just like 5-7 people!, but still. I think I should be able to. I AM BUSY!

Stupid italics happened again because I just hit 'enter".

buhhhhhh. see?? ok, have a good day!


Friday, July 27, 2012

FRIDAY'S LETTERS



Dear migraine: nobody invited you to join me last night and today. so, maybe you should leave?

Dear little debbie brownie: I WILL buy you today, and I will have NO shame eating you. 

Dear twitter: I think I am starting to enjoy using you. I don't even care if nobody follows me, which you may not WANT to even follow me because sometimes I am way too sarcastic for my own good.. but I love it.

Dear husband: you are a gem. I don't know how you have managed to be married to me for over a year, but you are amazing. ah! I could go on forever....

Dear pumpkin: thanks for the snuggles today and yesterday on my sick day

Dear work: you are breezin' on by, and I LOVE it. Thank you!

Dear people banging things around next door: STOP. now.

Dear weekend: I am beyond glad you are here. ready to do NOTHING all weekend. YES!

Dear library books and all my other books: I have been neglecting you, I am sorry :(

Dear all of you: have a lovely weekend :) :) 



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Monday, July 23, 2012

oh yeah, it's monday!



HELLO :)
It has surely been a while. Don't be upset... it's not you, it's me! You see, I have been on vacation. It was amazing and nice to relax. However, I did miss you! I have so many things I want to share like: reviewing our first year of marriage, some favorite things of mine, vacation pictures, and some recipes I want to try as well as some other fun stuff... but, not today. I am very sorry to get your hopes up, but just know.... that's what I have in store for you :)
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How have you all been? What have you been up to??
Have any good recipes for me? -- haha added that in because... I AM DESPERATE!
 

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

pinspire me











Source: tumblr.com via Joanna on Pinterest





Source: theberry.com via Joanna on Pinterest


Source: tumblr.com via Joanna on Pinterest






























HAPPY TUESDAY, PEOPLE!!

Okay okay... MAAYBBEE this is a cop-out post because I don't really know what to write about. and maaaybbeee I just have blogger's block (that's a real thing, right?) and maayybbeee I just have to work half days this week and the inspiration will come to me. 

But, seriously... sometimes you just need a serious LAUGH meltdown so that you can forget about all the crazy things going on in your life and just... LAUGH. hysterically.

These e-cards get me every time! I have been a lover of all things e-cards (and sarcasm!) since forever, so this is right up my alley. 

For more hilarity, visit me on my "made me lol" pin board on Pinterest :)

Hopefully I will have some awesome post later today to blow your mind...

we'll see :)

have an amazing day my blogging friends!!
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